That's not my coat button on the floor of the subway!

Umm, turns out it was. When riding the subway one day I looked down after I had taken my seat and saw a button on the floor. I thought, oh poor sucker, it's a shame they lost their button. Wait, it's not mine, my coat has toggles on it. Whew! Sadly turns out, the cute bit on the back of my jacket doesn't have toggles, and is now missing a button and as such is limply hanging on by a mere button. Au revoir mon petite button, say hello to the safety pin that is now holding your place.